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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.
Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 
ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.
Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 

ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

gwheeler:

My kind of comedy

Funny story about Bill Nye: so a friend of mine back in Ottawa was at the Science and Tech Museum, and she didn’t know it, but apparently Bill Nye was guest appearing there that day. So she is waiting for the elevator and this guy walks up beside her to wait for it, too. She turns and looks at him and immediately recognizes him. Completely forgetting that she’s a grown adult, she points at him and exclaims, “BILL NYE!” He glances at her and gives her this really fucking weird look, and she thinks, Oh fuck, I completely just embarrassed myself in front of Bill Nye and now he probably thinks I’m some creepy stalker or something. So the elevator doors open and he walks in, and she’s just too stunned and mortified to get in behind him; she just stands there, staring. He’s in the elevator, alone, with his back to her.

Just as the doors are closing, he whips around, points at her, and shouts, “SCIENCE!” and then the doors close. 


ucresearch:

How ocean dust makes rain clouds
When storm clouds form over the ocean they’re drawing that moisture into the atmosphere to form clouds.  At that point it takes many water vapor molecules to freeze and bond with one another to fall from the sky, but how does this bonding process start?  
It begins with tiny particles of organic matter such as parts of cells of dead organisms that the water vapor can bond to (as ice). Scientists at UC San Diego now theorize that these particles get into the air from waves in the ocean crashing into one another.
However not all of these particles are organic.  For example, pollution particles can gather ice, but since they’re much smaller in size and reflective the ice tends to melt before it can get heavy enough to fall back to the ground. 
Read more about these particles here →

ucresearch:

How ocean dust makes rain clouds


When storm clouds form over the ocean they’re drawing that moisture into the atmosphere to form clouds.  At that point it takes many water vapor molecules to freeze and bond with one another to fall from the sky, but how does this bonding process start?  

It begins with tiny particles of organic matter such as parts of cells of dead organisms that the water vapor can bond to (as ice). Scientists at UC San Diego now theorize that these particles get into the air from waves in the ocean crashing into one another.

However not all of these particles are organic.  For example, pollution particles can gather ice, but since they’re much smaller in size and reflective the ice tends to melt before it can get heavy enough to fall back to the ground. 

Read more about these particles here →


hainesville:

          This is happening in the world - in real life and hi-definition…..  While the country is captivated drooling over stolen photos from your fellow citizens by trolls with a keyboard. 
So, are you really that evolved and exceptional? Hyperbolic chamber fingertapping jadrools in your darkroom cluttered with jizzpkins. #killyourselves or #cannibalism.
Bring on the dystopian society already.hainesville:

          This is happening in the world - in real life and hi-definition…..  While the country is captivated drooling over stolen photos from your fellow citizens by trolls with a keyboard. 
So, are you really that evolved and exceptional? Hyperbolic chamber fingertapping jadrools in your darkroom cluttered with jizzpkins. #killyourselves or #cannibalism.
Bring on the dystopian society already.hainesville:

          This is happening in the world - in real life and hi-definition…..  While the country is captivated drooling over stolen photos from your fellow citizens by trolls with a keyboard. 
So, are you really that evolved and exceptional? Hyperbolic chamber fingertapping jadrools in your darkroom cluttered with jizzpkins. #killyourselves or #cannibalism.
Bring on the dystopian society already.hainesville:

          This is happening in the world - in real life and hi-definition…..  While the country is captivated drooling over stolen photos from your fellow citizens by trolls with a keyboard. 
So, are you really that evolved and exceptional? Hyperbolic chamber fingertapping jadrools in your darkroom cluttered with jizzpkins. #killyourselves or #cannibalism.
Bring on the dystopian society already.hainesville:

          This is happening in the world - in real life and hi-definition…..  While the country is captivated drooling over stolen photos from your fellow citizens by trolls with a keyboard. 
So, are you really that evolved and exceptional? Hyperbolic chamber fingertapping jadrools in your darkroom cluttered with jizzpkins. #killyourselves or #cannibalism.
Bring on the dystopian society already.

hainesville:

          This is happening in the world - in real life and hi-definition….. 
While the country is captivated drooling over stolen photos from your fellow citizens by trolls with a keyboard. 

So, are you really that evolved and exceptional? Hyperbolic chamber fingertapping jadrools in your darkroom cluttered with jizzpkins. #killyourselves or #cannibalism.

Bring on the dystopian society already.